Top 10 Seinfeld Quotes

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49 thoughts on “Top 10 Seinfeld Quotes”

  1. Are you fucking kidding me watchmojo?
    Top 10 seinfeld moments?
    Are you not enough of a meme?

  2. "my dream is to become hopeless, when you're hopeless you don't care, and when you don't care that indifference makes you attractive "
    George Costanza.

  3. "Not that there is anything wrong with that…" doesn't even belong on the list.

    The comments section has dozens of better lines.

  4. "It was a Million to One shot". A catch phrase udder by Frank Costanza when he accidentally sits down on a pasta sculpture made by Kramer. Kramer said that if you ever get a chance to talk to a proctologist at a party, never pass up chance. They always have the funniest stories about people coming to them with something stuck in their ass and they all say the same thing. "It was a Million to One shot Doctor".

  5. "Dr. Pfeffer". Β  This episode always puts a smile on my face. Β It is the same episode where they on on Long Island visiting friends and run into the "shrinkage" problem. Β  But another visitor, Dr. Pfeffer, is causing havoc with Elaine with his overuse of the word "breathtaking". Β  Plus it just puts a smile on my face whenever Elaine or one of the others addresses him as Dr. Pfeffer (so close to being Dr. Pepper).

  6. "Not that there's anything WRONG with that!"
    "Ma, newer. It's just a MA…and a NEWER."
    "You're Batman!"
    "That's not going to be good for ANYBODY."

  7. Serenity now!
    As I reigned blows upon him, I thought THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY. (Frank Costanza's Festivus genesis story)

  8. The "I come home to find my son treating his body like an AMUSEment Park" followed by "why don't you just try to get a job doing that? You could be a BIG star!"…
    …is priceless.

  9. I love Seinfeld, i have seen the episodes so many times.
    But the first 2 seasons are kinda bad (even Jerry Seinfeld said this), and u got them both in one DVD-box, which says enough.
    The third season is not that great either, apart from some episodes. It started to sky-rocket in the fourth season.

  10. His father was a mudder.
    His father was a mudder!
    His mother was a mudder.
    His mother was a mudder?
    What did I just say?

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